Dark Wishes.

I would like to start a thread that got close to 1,000 posts in the Makermod Forums.

Rules

1) You wish for something

2) You warp the persons wish into something twisted and Ironic

Ex/ Bob: I wish for a bar of soap


James's reply: You get the soap, but it turns out to be made of pure human fat

Then James posts his wish below after, then the person replying after twists his Wish. This goes on and on and on, and you may post as many times as you want.

Wish: I wish for a Sword of Fire

The sword of fire turns out to be made completely fo fire. And there's no blade it's only the hilt that's on fire.

I wish I had a pet dinosaur.

Granted.You get your dinosaur, it NOMS off your head.


I wish for the POWAH of VALHALLA

Gaining the power of Valhalla, Xav is attacked by Jotuns and Loki and is promptly kicked out.

I wish for a Ferrari

Jacen is denied and gets a pile of dead babies instead.

I wish for a healthy dose of DAKKA!

You get your Dakka but you forget about it and lock it in your closet.

I wish that no one would hurt my wish.

Granted, no one hurts your wish. However, Gandalf the Gray and Gandalf the White and Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight... etc. turn up and hurt you.

I wish that IMA FIRING MAH LAZOR!



*You aren't allowed to deny wishes Glandor

You are granted FIRING YOUR LAZOR, but you accidently hit yourself, and die.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

Your wish that you wish to wish for is a wish that happens to be a genie who tells people wishes but then wishes their brains to be in his hands and then he eats them.

I wish for a pencil

You are granted the pencil, but now you gotta write a 10524517548578547848 words long bio.

I wish for a pet sasquach.

Sasquach turns out to be a very furry rancor. It eats you.

I wish to report a burglary

You report the burglary but are arrested for murdering the robber.

I wish that people would make good wishes.

we are, you just aren't awesome enough to appreciate them. So wish granted.

I wish that I could get away with as much murder as I wanted.

You get away with all the murder but get carried away and kill yourself.

I wish i could model players

Granted. But you are charged for sexual harrassment because somebody did'nt want you modeling them.


I wish for

Not only did you get but you also got , , and finally all of which start to eat your soul.

I wish to report another burglary

Granted. But it turns out you are the burgler, and you reported yourself out of guilt.

I wish for pie

It's bomb pie

I wish to be able to use Falcon Punch.

Granted. A Falcon grows arms and punches you.

I wish I could wish 'em all, wish 'em all, wish 'em all, wish 'em all away, and everything will change.

You are now in an alternate dimension where ewoks like to die. Nice wishing.

I wish to report that the airport has just had all of its' inhabitants wiped out by guys carrying light machine guns.

Granted. But you are in the security booth and the first one to get shot.

I wish that there weould be LESS SKIN REQUESTS v.v

You are granted the less skin request, as a solution, you are rewarded with a Barret 50.cal sniper rifle.

I wish I could lock this topic.

You hit the lock topic button but accidentally ban yourself.

I wish I didn't have chapped lips

You get chapstick. But then find out the chapstick is made of acid, which got rid of your chapped lips, but then burned em off.

I wish for two front teeth. (All I want for christmas is my two front teeth... you get the picture)